Some people hate these lame ass, trick ass trends. Let me be the first to say, I am one of them.
Some of the trends I do not think twice about but they annoy me just the same. Examples of such shit are Von Dutch hats, or any kind of trucker hat on girls and guys, camoflage pants with stilettos for girls, (it may be cool on guys) and people matching each other. Why do Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie have to wear the same exact shirt, or same Von Dutch hat at the same time. Do they not know it just proves the fact that they are clueless. (In case there was ever any doubt.) These may just be the gayest things ever. With one exception...
There is one trend though I absolutely, can no longer, in any way shape or form, stand. UGS! ugh!
It is funny at least five people have complained to me in the past few days about the Ug problem. It is like they know what I am thinking. Does it say "I deteste Ugs" on my forehead? Well, If not, it fucking should. If that does not stop the Ug problem, I am going to start making T- shirts. They will say "Kill All Ug You", And if that does not work I am going to hold UA- Ugsihalics Annonymous meetings. I will ween these girls off their Ugs. Maybe get them addicted to something else cheesy but less annoying so we can still make fun of them but not be pissed off all the time. Maybe I'll just replace their addiction with a good sex or drug addiction.
How can anyone really fancy this shoe? It is as if someone created the ugliest shoe ever strictly with the intent of laughing at the dickheads who still wear them. Pretty cool actually.
More on Ugs in a letter dated today I got from one of my sisters
Dear Laurie,
Today I went to the mall and everyone there is dressed just like paris hilton, hair and outfits, and they are all wearing ugs with skirts. I think that I will just wait out this passing fad and hope that it goes away as soon as possible. I would never waste my money trying to look so stupid. This must be an american thing because they would never wear such crap in Europe.
See ya, sister
Right on sis- This Ug problem has made its way to the east coast as well now and I feel for you. I noticed the problem in LA months ago. Picture an 80 degree day and some chode walking down the street in short shorts and big scarey, hairey boots. Yuck!
Another friend of mine reportedly spotted too many Ugs as well. Her thoughts when interviewed.. "Well, I thought they were ugly , then I thought they were uglier, Now they are just so ugly they are starting to look good" she admitted. "They are like a plague."
In a conversation I held last week I was discussing New Years Resolutions as usual. A friend responded to my resolution which was to get rid of Ugs forever. My plan was to put them all on a bus and send them away. (the people and the Ugs) She responded "But where would they go? Who would want to have these kinds of people around?"
We need to stop the Ug problem, it is getting way out of hand. I don't know how to pick up the pieces and go on.
In other news, well, I guess there is nothing else.