Miss Understanding


One of my clients just called in. I sold him some drug tests that come with plastic keys you have to insert on the sides of the cups. As it turns out the man thought the keys were the wrong size. My co-worker transferred the call to me and was sitting in the cubicle next to me listening. This is what he heard...


Me-

"Hi. How are you? That's good."
"Oh."
"Ok."
"Yes?"
"I know it is big but you kind of have to just slide it in real far. It will fit if you get it in the right spot."
"When you get it in there, move it around a little until it pops."
"Oh, thats good."
"Thanks, you too."
"Bye."