Piss Face

Published on December 11, 2003 By LaurieLee In Misc

I heard that the first piss you take of the day is really good for your face. Your body has been at rest and all the nutrients are in your first piss in the morning so it is good to wipe it on your skin. Granted I have never done this and probably never will, I am sure there are some people who do. An ex-boyfriend I once had told me this but I think he just wanted me to piss on my face after I broke up with him. (and he wasn't even German) He was vegan though and he got mad when I used Noxema. I think it was tested on animals and that is why. Or maybe he just didn't like it cause it had no piss in it. Anyway, I just peed and it is still rather early so that is what made me think of it. Gotta go-

Comments

JeremyG

on Dec 11, 2003

(and he wasn't even German)

LOL!!!!!

KarmaGirl

on Dec 11, 2003

Poor people used to use urine as a moistuizer (would wrap their hands in towels soaked in it). There must be some qualities to it (I'm pretty sure that there are a lot of products made from urine..... I think that even thyroid medicines are derived from hormones extracted from cows urine or something like that) but damned if I'd put any of that on my face LOL Here's a link for ya': http://skepdic.com/urine.html

Dynosoar

on Dec 11, 2003

Would you mix that in with avacado or oatmeal in the morning?
Is this the answer to why PETA advocates all seem to have red faces?

This can't be far from the truth, I heard a reference to a face cream containing newborn's foreskin in the compound....oyvay

Welcome Guest! Please take the time to register with us.
There are many great features available to you once you register, including:

Richer content, access to many features that are disabled for guests like commenting on the forums.
Access to a great community, with a massive database of many, many areas of interest.
Access to contests & subscription offers like exclusive emails.
It's simple, and FREE!