Today is Wednesday. We are having a representative of the oral drug tests in today. I call him the oral guy cause he gives us oral. Oral drug tests, that is.

Anyhow, we only have 3 cubicles and only 2 salesmen in our office(one of them being me) and one lonely empty cubicle we needed to fill. My boss says three heads are better than two so we don't look like losers. Don't get me wrong we are losers, KEY WORDS ARE "LOOK LIKE." Today though we are not. So today, my man friend is coming in to pretend he works here and I am a little scared of what he may do.

First of all, he is only supposed to sit here and pretend to do work. (much like I do) This means , not answer the phone or make calls or trouble. Knowing 40 though, he is going to take advantage of this one time special offer. He is going to pretend to be on the phone and be really loud, I know it. He is going to call everyone a fag on the phone and talk about periods and thongs. (which he is obsessed with)

Well, wish me luck. It's going to be an interesting day to say the least.