You know, everyone is pissing and whining cause they don't have a job. Why? Look at the people who are pissing and whining. Are they weird? Or if you are normal it may make you feel better to know your competition... In the past few weeks we had
1. over 10 no- shows (that I know about) maybe more. I am not always here. I am often very ill.
2. A guy actually did show up, late, with 2 ties on. Not 1 tie, but 2. They were both around his neck. So one was not around his cock, but it was still weird. He tied both ties together to make 1 tie that would fit around his neck (they were not even the same print I will have you know)
2. He has a prescribed dog. A chocolate lab. Ok, I had medicine prescribed to me and hopefully I will get some today but if I show up at the doctor at 3 and he tells me "You will feel better, you just need to take Rufus home with you. Take him orally with lots of water two times a day." Weird.
3. He needs to bring his prescribed dog with him to work. At least with drugs you only have to take them with you for 7 days. With a dog you need it with you at all times until it dies. EEEk.
4. I did not get close enough to get a good whiff (thank god), but my boss said his cologne was nasty smelling.
5. The sad part is he does have some health issues which would make out insurance go way up. That is acceptable.

Anyway, that is just one person here in L.A. When I worked in NJ we hired some little guy that looked like Wesley Snipes. He was training and would not stop falling asleep. The other new guy training with him was like "What the fuck?" and needless to say, my boss was like "What the fuck?"

Anyway, he got fired and I was living in Long Branch, which unfortunately was where he resided. My roomate also worked for the same company. He was seen spotted a couple times driving his bicycle past our house on occasion. I thought he may kill us because we did not get fired so I made up a whole story on how I lost my job too. Anyway when he did finally catch me off guard it was way to early to get into it and tell my lies. I was off to work and yes he approached me on his bicycle though.

"Hello" he says
"Oh, hi." (looking down) he is rather short.
"Did you hear what happened" he asks.
"Uh, no!" although I did.
"Those bitches fired me for sleeping. I wasn't sleeping, I was just trying to catch a few winks" is what he says. Like there is a difference between the two? Whatever.

Then of course there are always the people, I like these the best, that do not call or show up for a whole week. The bosses call them to see what the hell is going on but they are no where to be found. Then after we forget their existence on this planet, they show up at work as if nothing ever happened. They actually go to their desks and start working. Is there a strange parallel universe where people just disappear and not even know about it. They come out of this time warp and they are like right where they left off? Do they have their bodies frozen for a week? What is it that they do?